NASA sedang mewawancarai tiga orang profesional untuk dikirim ke Planet Mars. Hanya satu orang yang akan pergi ke sana dan tidak bisa kembali ke bumi lagi.
Pewawancara bertanya pada pelamar pertama, seorang insinyur, berapa banyak ia mau dibayar. "Satu juta dollars," jawab sang insinyur. "Aku mau menyumbangkan semuanya itu untuk almamaterku."
Pelamar berikutnya adalah seorang dokter. Setelah ditanya, ia menjawab, "Dua juta dolar, aku ingin memberikan yang satu juta dolar kepada keluargaku dan satu juta dolar lagi untuk pengembangan penelitian medis."
Pelamar terakhir adalah seorang pengacara. Saat ditanya berapa banyak ia mau dibayar, ia berbisik pada si pewawancara, "Tiga juta dolar."
"Mengapa jauh lebih banyak daripada yang lainnya?" tanya si pewawancara.
Pengacara menjawab, "Kamu beri saya tiga juta, aku akan memberimu satu juta, aku sendiri akan ambil satu juta, dan kita kirim si insinyur ke Planet Mars."
Friday, February 5, 2010
Flatten Daddy's Stomach
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," say's the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mum puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
The son sees his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," say's the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mum puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
Meaning of "Tragedy"
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss".
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss".
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tomato..Lettuce..Mayonnaise..
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!"
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
She screams.
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
"Whoa!!!"
"PULL IT OUT!!!
"PULL IT OUT NOW!!!"
"I can't get pregnant!"
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!"
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!"
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
She screams.
"Lettuce!!!"
"Tomato!!!"
"Whoa!!!"
"PULL IT OUT!!!
"PULL IT OUT NOW!!!"
"I can't get pregnant!"
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!"
Mississippi
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex lives.'
Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex lives.'
Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'
Who is the new leader of China?
Let me introduce the main character in this story
Condi rice (Condoleeza Rice) - National security advisor
Kofi Annan - Secretary-General of UN
Hu Jin Tao - New Chief of the Communist party in China
Yassir Arafat - President of Palestinian Council
George W Bush - Current president of USA..
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm ask ing you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East.
Condi rice (Condoleeza Rice) - National security advisor
Kofi Annan - Secretary-General of UN
Hu Jin Tao - New Chief of the Communist party in China
Yassir Arafat - President of Palestinian Council
George W Bush - Current president of USA..
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm ask ing you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East.
Menampilkan hidden files
Sistem operasi Windows mengenal empat macam attribut file, yaitu hidden, archive, read only dan system.
Yang dimaksud dengan hidden file adalah file yang tersembunyi (secara default tidak kelihatan pada Windows Explorer). Anda bisa mengganti setting tersebut sehingga hidden file tersebut dapat terlihat atau tetap tersembunyi waktu dilihat dengan Windows Explorer. Caranya sebagai berikut :
Dari sembarang folder atau Windows Explorer, klik menu View, pilih Folder Options (untuk Win98) atau Tools, pilih Folder Options (untuk WinXP).
Pindah ke tab View.
Pada bagian hidden file terdapat tiga radio button.
Pilih Do not show hidden file, untuk menyembunyikan hidden file.
Pilih Do not show hidden or system file, untuk menyembunyikan hidden file dan file system.
Pilih Show all file, untuk menampilkan semua file termasuk hidden file dan system file.
Namun untuk keamanan file Anda, sebaiknya file-file system tetap disembunyikan. Hal ini untuk mencegah file tersebut terhapus secara tidak sengaja, terutama oleh orang yang baru belajar komputer.
Yang dimaksud dengan hidden file adalah file yang tersembunyi (secara default tidak kelihatan pada Windows Explorer). Anda bisa mengganti setting tersebut sehingga hidden file tersebut dapat terlihat atau tetap tersembunyi waktu dilihat dengan Windows Explorer. Caranya sebagai berikut :
Dari sembarang folder atau Windows Explorer, klik menu View, pilih Folder Options (untuk Win98) atau Tools, pilih Folder Options (untuk WinXP).
Pindah ke tab View.
Pada bagian hidden file terdapat tiga radio button.
Pilih Do not show hidden file, untuk menyembunyikan hidden file.
Pilih Do not show hidden or system file, untuk menyembunyikan hidden file dan file system.
Pilih Show all file, untuk menampilkan semua file termasuk hidden file dan system file.
Namun untuk keamanan file Anda, sebaiknya file-file system tetap disembunyikan. Hal ini untuk mencegah file tersebut terhapus secara tidak sengaja, terutama oleh orang yang baru belajar komputer.
Memunculkan file yang tersembunyi
Kebanyakan virus tidak menghapus data yang ada, tetapi hanya menyembunyikannya.
Hal inilah yang membuat saya merasa salut untuk pencipta virus brontoks, walaupun penyebarannya cepat tapi jika kita mengetahui rahasianya, maka file tersebut dapat kita buka kembali.
Untuk dapat membuka/menyelamatkan file yang disembunyikan oleh virus brontoks (dan variannya) atau sebagian besar virus lain, kita dapat mengetikkan baris berikut di drive atau folder yang diinginkan melalui ms-dos prompt. Untuk membuka ms-dos prompt anda dapat mengklik tombol start, memilih menu run, dan kemudian mengetikkan CMD (untuk Win NT) atau COMMAND (untuk Win98), lalu mengetikkan baris berikut di drive atau folder yang di inginkan:
attrib -r -a -s -h /s /d
keterangan:
-r: Menghapus attribut Read-only
-a: Menghapus attribut Archive
-s: Menghapus attribut System file
-h: Menghapus attribut Hidden
/s: Memproses file yang ada dalam suatu direktori dan semua sub direktorinya.
Hal inilah yang membuat saya merasa salut untuk pencipta virus brontoks, walaupun penyebarannya cepat tapi jika kita mengetahui rahasianya, maka file tersebut dapat kita buka kembali.
Untuk dapat membuka/menyelamatkan file yang disembunyikan oleh virus brontoks (dan variannya) atau sebagian besar virus lain, kita dapat mengetikkan baris berikut di drive atau folder yang diinginkan melalui ms-dos prompt. Untuk membuka ms-dos prompt anda dapat mengklik tombol start, memilih menu run, dan kemudian mengetikkan CMD (untuk Win NT) atau COMMAND (untuk Win98), lalu mengetikkan baris berikut di drive atau folder yang di inginkan:
attrib -r -a -s -h /s /d
keterangan:
-r: Menghapus attribut Read-only
-a: Menghapus attribut Archive
-s: Menghapus attribut System file
-h: Menghapus attribut Hidden
/s: Memproses file yang ada dalam suatu direktori dan semua sub direktorinya.
Command Prompt Introduction
Di bawah ini adalah perintah-perintah yang berhubungan dengan jaringan. Untuk melakukan perintah-perintah tersebut Anda harus masuk ke MS DOS Prompt.
ipconfig /all
Menampilkan informasi konfigurasi koneksi, misalnya Host Name, Primary DNS Type, Ethernet Adapter LAN.
ipconfig /displaydns
Menampilkan DNS Cache.
ipconfig /flushdns
Menghapus DNS Cache
ipconfig /release
"Menghapus" semua koneksi IP Address.
ipconfig /renew
Membuat IP Address baru untuk adapter tertentu.
ipconfig /registerdns
Melakukan refresh DNS dan meregister kembali koneksi DNS.
ipconfig /showclassid
Menampilkan informasi DHCP Class.
ipconfig /setclassid
Mengubah DHCP Class ID
control netconnections
Menampilkan Network Connection.
ping
Contoh: ping www.klik-kanan.com
Melakukan test koneksi ke situs www.klik-kanan.com. Semakin sedikit % loss-nya makan semakin baik koneksinya.
tracert
Menampilkan informasi IP Address route.
netstat
Menampilkan informasi koneksi TCP/IP yang sedang aktif.
route
Menampilkan local route.
hostname
Menampilkan nama komputer.
ipconfig /all
Menampilkan informasi konfigurasi koneksi, misalnya Host Name, Primary DNS Type, Ethernet Adapter LAN.
ipconfig /displaydns
Menampilkan DNS Cache.
ipconfig /flushdns
Menghapus DNS Cache
ipconfig /release
"Menghapus" semua koneksi IP Address.
ipconfig /renew
Membuat IP Address baru untuk adapter tertentu.
ipconfig /registerdns
Melakukan refresh DNS dan meregister kembali koneksi DNS.
ipconfig /showclassid
Menampilkan informasi DHCP Class.
ipconfig /setclassid
Mengubah DHCP Class ID
control netconnections
Menampilkan Network Connection.
ping
Contoh: ping www.klik-kanan.com
Melakukan test koneksi ke situs www.klik-kanan.com. Semakin sedikit % loss-nya makan semakin baik koneksinya.
tracert
Menampilkan informasi IP Address route.
netstat
Menampilkan informasi koneksi TCP/IP yang sedang aktif.
route
Menampilkan local route.
hostname
Menampilkan nama komputer.
Sekali Kerja Semuanya Beres
Suatu hari si Udin ditegor majikannya.
Majikan : "Udin, kamu kalo kerja kok nggak pernah beres sekaligus, sih. Saya cuma nyuruh kamu beli 5 butir telur aja kamu sampe bolak-balik ke warung 5 kali. Lain kali jangan begitu ya ?"
Udin : "Iya, tuan" sambil manggut-manggut tanda nurut.
Beberapa hari kemudian sang majikan sakit, terus nyuruh Udin manggil tabib (maklum dokter mahal). Tapi sang majikan jadi kaget, karena waktu kembali nggak cuma tabib yang dipanggil Udin, tapi beberapa orang lain. Sang majikan nanya:
Majikan : "Udin, kamu ini apa-apaan sih, kan saya cuma nyuruh kamu manggil tabib, kenapa ada banyak orang lain di sini?"
Udin : "Lho, kan tuan nyuruh saya kerja musti beres sekaligus ?"
Majikan : "Iya, tapi apa hubungannya sama orang-orang ini?"
Udin : "Tuan kan nyuruh saya manggil tabib, nah, tabib kan biasanya setelah memeriksa, nulis resep obat, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG OBAT, terus tukang obat kalo mau bikin obat kan perlu bahan-bahannya, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG JUALAN BAHAN-BAHAN OBAT, terus bahan-bahan obat itu kan perlu dimasak dulu, saya panggil juga TUKANG KAYU BAKAR, kalo obatnya udah jadi, terus kan tuan minum itu obatnya, iya kalo tuan sembuh, kalo tuan malah mati gimana, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG GALI KUBURAN."
Majikan : "Udin, kamu kalo kerja kok nggak pernah beres sekaligus, sih. Saya cuma nyuruh kamu beli 5 butir telur aja kamu sampe bolak-balik ke warung 5 kali. Lain kali jangan begitu ya ?"
Udin : "Iya, tuan" sambil manggut-manggut tanda nurut.
Beberapa hari kemudian sang majikan sakit, terus nyuruh Udin manggil tabib (maklum dokter mahal). Tapi sang majikan jadi kaget, karena waktu kembali nggak cuma tabib yang dipanggil Udin, tapi beberapa orang lain. Sang majikan nanya:
Majikan : "Udin, kamu ini apa-apaan sih, kan saya cuma nyuruh kamu manggil tabib, kenapa ada banyak orang lain di sini?"
Udin : "Lho, kan tuan nyuruh saya kerja musti beres sekaligus ?"
Majikan : "Iya, tapi apa hubungannya sama orang-orang ini?"
Udin : "Tuan kan nyuruh saya manggil tabib, nah, tabib kan biasanya setelah memeriksa, nulis resep obat, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG OBAT, terus tukang obat kalo mau bikin obat kan perlu bahan-bahannya, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG JUALAN BAHAN-BAHAN OBAT, terus bahan-bahan obat itu kan perlu dimasak dulu, saya panggil juga TUKANG KAYU BAKAR, kalo obatnya udah jadi, terus kan tuan minum itu obatnya, iya kalo tuan sembuh, kalo tuan malah mati gimana, makanya saya panggil juga TUKANG GALI KUBURAN."
Learning English
I copied this story from one of the blog called " Blog Humor Indonesia ".For those who like it. Please visit that blog to read more. So,Enjoy the story. Here we go...
Setelah kupikir-pikir lagi bahasa inggris itu lucu dan rumit juga. Bagaimana tidak? misalnya huruf dobel oo dibaca u, seperti book dibaca buk. Gak hemat huruf. Kadang-kadang huruf yang sama malah dibaca berbeda, misalanya CUT (dibaca kat), sedangkan PUT dibaca tetap put juga, kenapa ngga pat?. Sedangkan AIR malah artinya UDARA, PUPPY (baca papi) artinya anak anjing. Kalau Buffalo (baca bafalo atau bapak lo) artinya kerbau. Kalau COW (baca kau) artinya sapi. Jadinya: Papi anak anjing, bapaklo kerbau, kau sapi.
Contoh lainnya: mau bilang satu buku dalam bahasa inggrisnya adalah a book, kalau dua buku harus bilang two books. Mengapa kok ditambah s segala? Sedangkan tomato jika lebih dari satu tidak boleh tomatos harus ditambah es menjadi tomatoes. Setahu saya kalo tomat ditambah es menjadi es tomat!
Ah pusing.....
Setelah kupikir-pikir lagi bahasa inggris itu lucu dan rumit juga. Bagaimana tidak? misalnya huruf dobel oo dibaca u, seperti book dibaca buk. Gak hemat huruf. Kadang-kadang huruf yang sama malah dibaca berbeda, misalanya CUT (dibaca kat), sedangkan PUT dibaca tetap put juga, kenapa ngga pat?. Sedangkan AIR malah artinya UDARA, PUPPY (baca papi) artinya anak anjing. Kalau Buffalo (baca bafalo atau bapak lo) artinya kerbau. Kalau COW (baca kau) artinya sapi. Jadinya: Papi anak anjing, bapaklo kerbau, kau sapi.
Contoh lainnya: mau bilang satu buku dalam bahasa inggrisnya adalah a book, kalau dua buku harus bilang two books. Mengapa kok ditambah s segala? Sedangkan tomato jika lebih dari satu tidak boleh tomatos harus ditambah es menjadi tomatoes. Setahu saya kalo tomat ditambah es menjadi es tomat!
Ah pusing.....
Saturday, January 30, 2010
How to post youtube videos to your blog
Now, I'm going to give you some basic stuff to add videos into your lovely blog. I guess, I'm going to use Youtube because I think everyone must be very familiar with this site.
a)First of all, You should go to http://www.youtube.com and then choose the video you wanna upload.
b)Secondly, Copy the Embed code.
c)Thirdly, Open your blogger account and choose Layout.
d)After that, You click Add a gadget and go to HTML/Java Script.
e)Next, Give the title name and paste the Embed code that you've just copied from youtube.
f)finally, click SAVE.
a)First of all, You should go to http://www.youtube.com and then choose the video you wanna upload.
b)Secondly, Copy the Embed code.
c)Thirdly, Open your blogger account and choose Layout.
d)After that, You click Add a gadget and go to HTML/Java Script.
e)Next, Give the title name and paste the Embed code that you've just copied from youtube.
f)finally, click SAVE.
Young Money - Bedrock
This song was actually requested by my sister.But I think for those who enjoy it, it would be really great. So feel free to make request if you wish..
Thanks..
Thanks..
Friday, January 29, 2010
How to insert Cbox to your blog
Today, I'm gonna show you how to insert cbox/shoutbox into your blog...
1) First of all, you must have a blog.
2) Then, you can go to www.cbox.ws and sign up for that.
3) After youu sign up, you clik " Look and feel " and choose style gallery. ( you may change your cbox color by clicking edit style )
4) If you are done with the syle of your cbox, click publish and the code will appear on your screen.
5) Copy the code and go to your blogger account.
6) On your blogger account, go to dashboard and select layout to edit your blog.
7) Then, you click Add a gadget and choose HTML/Java Script.
8) Create your own personal title for this and paste the code into the content.
9) Finally, click Save and your cbox has just finished.
View your blog then and good luck for it...
1) First of all, you must have a blog.
2) Then, you can go to www.cbox.ws and sign up for that.
3) After youu sign up, you clik " Look and feel " and choose style gallery. ( you may change your cbox color by clicking edit style )
4) If you are done with the syle of your cbox, click publish and the code will appear on your screen.
5) Copy the code and go to your blogger account.
6) On your blogger account, go to dashboard and select layout to edit your blog.
7) Then, you click Add a gadget and choose HTML/Java Script.
8) Create your own personal title for this and paste the code into the content.
9) Finally, click Save and your cbox has just finished.
View your blog then and good luck for it...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
A.I. ( Artificial Intelligence) movie trailer
This is one of the best movie that i've ever seen in my life.Nowadays, people already can think about how to make a robot and how to develope them to be the super toy who can do everything. Actually,This movie is all about the human-made machine who does have feeling like us. I guess, there are not only love between human race but there could also be loved between machine and human in the future as long as they more concern about it.For Downloading the full version of it. You can find by yourself.. I hope u guys enjoy it..
Sunday, January 24, 2010
How to create a blog
Ada banyak cara atau situs yang bisa digunakan untuk menciptakan blog sendiri. Di sini, saya akan memberitahukan bagaimana cara membuat blog dengan menggunakan " blogspot ". Anda sebenarnya bisa melalui google dengan megetikkan " blogspot" atau anda bisa kunjungi websitenya secara langsung, yaitu http://www.blogger.com/ .
Step 1, setelah anda masuk ke halaman webnya, klik pilihan "buat blog" atau "create blog" yg ada pada tampilan.
Step 2, isi formulir sesuai dengan data identitas anda.
Step 3, beri nama blog anda anda ketersedian alamat blog anda. Apabila tersedia, berarti alamat itu merupakan alamat web anda sendiri.
Step 4, pilih template sesuai dengan selera anda.
Step 5, blog anda sudah selesai dan anda bisa berposting.
Semoga postingan ini bisa bermanfaat bagi para pengunjung....
Step 1, setelah anda masuk ke halaman webnya, klik pilihan "buat blog" atau "create blog" yg ada pada tampilan.
Step 2, isi formulir sesuai dengan data identitas anda.
Step 3, beri nama blog anda anda ketersedian alamat blog anda. Apabila tersedia, berarti alamat itu merupakan alamat web anda sendiri.
Step 4, pilih template sesuai dengan selera anda.
Step 5, blog anda sudah selesai dan anda bisa berposting.
Semoga postingan ini bisa bermanfaat bagi para pengunjung....
Friday, January 22, 2010
Pengenalan Tentang Information Technology
Information Technology atau lebih dikenal dengan sebutan "IT" merupakan salah satu subjek study yang membahas tentang ilmu komputer baik dalam hal software maupun hardware aplikasi. IT berguna untuk mengubah , mengolah, mengirimkan, and melindungi data. Secara umum, bila kita bicara tentang " IT ", kita akan membicarakan tentang penggunaan komputer dan segala sesuatu yg berhubungan dengan teknologi.
Kesimpulannya, kita para Internet Surfer juga termasuk dalam kalangan IT. Yang membedakan hanya kategori.
So get ready to tell the rest of the world.
Keep in touch.!!!
Kesimpulannya, kita para Internet Surfer juga termasuk dalam kalangan IT. Yang membedakan hanya kategori.
So get ready to tell the rest of the world.
Keep in touch.!!!
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